Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Couch. On fire.
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