So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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