Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
tell me about the fingering
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