: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
