You can't special order awesome
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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