pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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