Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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