My girlfriend figured out who you are.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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