So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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