I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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