he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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