His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I need you to use more vowels.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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