I wish life had little blips of pornography
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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