If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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