highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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