what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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