Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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