I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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