I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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