so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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