someone threw a dead crab at me
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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