Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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