Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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