things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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