physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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