Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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