Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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