Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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