I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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