i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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