Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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