Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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