We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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