What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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