But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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