I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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