I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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