i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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