Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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