Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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