he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
