she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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