so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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