so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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