Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
