STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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