Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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