fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dick very happy bro
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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