Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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