There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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