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im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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