I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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