how can u be prego again
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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