he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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