Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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