Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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